biologicalresearch:

a girl walks into a room with flowers on her shirt. you hope she’s not like the last person you saw wearing a shirt like this. you approach her to ask what is her favorite flower and if she knows the scientific name. she can’t answer you. because she’s not a REAL fan of botany.

i say ‘and stuff’ a lot

ravingtangent replied to your post: i once got into an argument with this guy i don’t…
something similar happend to me in 8th grade. a really gross boy was sexually harassing my friend so i threw his binder in the trash. his graphing calculator was in it so i ended up giving him like 180 bucks to buy a new one. LAME >.<

oh god i know the feeling, i feel for you

i didn’t think it would hurt him but then it turned purple and stuff, he still has a scar and stuff

i once got into an argument with this guy i don’t like and threatened to stab him with my pen, then he said i was too chicken so i actually did it as hard as i could and it started to bleed and he told his parents and things oh god

some people might have noticed that sometimes i don’t even post i just lurk around and like stuff

i’m going in the shower then bed.. good luck fighting off doomsday with your tinned food and archery skills everyone

all of my brothers will be coming back together for christmas this year and it will be just like old times, so I’m really happy and sad at the same time

ryandonato:

Joao Ruas

merrytavter:

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES